


Profiles Hazel Tyler

by Davey-Malucci



Category: Queer as Folk
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2003-08-28
Updated: 2003-08-28
Packaged: 2013-06-19 10:49:00
Rating: K+
Chapters: 1
Words: 525
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1496949/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/376347/Davey-Malucci
Summary: What happens when Vince's mum gets the dreaded e-mail? (QAF UK)





	Profiles Hazel Tyler

TO: revived45@hotmail.com  
  
FROM: DoctorWhoFan@hotmail.com  
  
HI MUM THIS SURVEY THING IS GOING ROUND SO I THOUGHT I'D SEND IT TO YOU TOO, STUART SAYS TO BLAME NATHAN IF IT PISSES YOU OFF  
  
LOVE VINCE  
  
Name: Hazel Tyler  
  
Age: Bugger off you cheeky sod!  
  
Occupation: 'Between jobs'  
  
Location: Manchester, usually my kitchen  
  
Height: Short  
  
Weight: Never ask a lady her weight!  
  
Sexual Preference: Men, although there's not that many around  
  
Religion: sod it!  
  
Nicknames: None  
  
~~~~LIKES~~~~  
  
TV Show: Coronation Street, me and Vince used to sit together and watch it all the time. That was in the pre-Stuart days, oh it was a simpler time  
  
Movie: Casablanca, always been a fantasy of mine  
  
Music: Most of the stuff they play at Via Fossa  
  
Sound: Peace and quiet, not much chance of that!  
  
Smell: A nice man!  
  
Book: Mills and Boon, if only life were that simple  
  
Song: 'Court of King Caracticus' always makes me dance!  
  
Winter Activity: going out with my boys  
  
Summer Activity: going out with my boys  
  
Food: anything really, I'm not fussy  
  
Drink: Harvey Wallbangers! Best drink on God's earth!  
  
Who do you love the most: my boys! (That's Vince and Stuart)  
  
~~~~DISLIKES~~~~  
  
TV Show: Doctor Who, I'm sorry Vince, I love you, but that damn show.  
  
Movie: Titanic, especially after your son makes you go to see it with him even though he's already been to see it with his best friend  
  
Music: Most of the songs in the charts, you need good disco trash!  
  
Sound: Vince when Stuart has done something to upset him  
  
Smell: Bernie's cooking  
  
Book: That Doctor Who book of Vince's I had to read to him when he was sick  
  
Song: Dancing Queen, but only when Alexander sings it!  
  
Winter Activity: Having to look after waifs and strays such as Nathan Maloney  
  
Summer Activity: Having to be a second mother to Nathan Maloney  
  
Food: Anything Bernie's made  
  
Drink: Anything non-alcoholic  
  
Who do you hate the most: Stuart when he's acting like a twat to my Vince  
  
~~~~DO YOU?~~~~  
  
Have sex: Chance would be a fine thing!  
  
Drink: Of course not! What?  
  
Smoke: Yes  
  
Do drugs: No, according to Stuart I'm mad enough without  
  
~~~~RANDOMOSITY ROUND~~~~  
  
If the world was going to end tomorrow I would: Get Stuart to shag Vince! Those two are hopeless!  
  
What do you see yourself doing in 10 years time: Still going to Canal Street with my boys  
  
Words/Phrases you use a lot: 'Sod off' 'Twat'  
  
If you could change one thing about yourself it would be: I'd be younger  
  
Greatest life accomplishment: Vince  
  
Would you go up to any random person and kiss them: Of course I would  
  
What is under your bed?: I have no idea, I haven't looked in 10 years  
  
Finally, how do you feel about this survey?: Nathan, I warned you, don't piss me off! 


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